Drop 001 — Coming Soon

NO/OF

Too broke for everything.

Six shirts. One joke, six variations. Every shirt has a personalized QR code on the back — scan it, go wherever the wearer wants you to. Scan to fund the delusion.

Drop 001 · Too Broke For ___

6 styles · $48 each · pre-orders open soon
NO OF × NO INVESTORS × ALL AURA

How it works.

01

Pick your joke

Six shirts in this drop. Each one's a different reason you're broke. Pick the one closest to home.

02

Set your QR

Paste the URL strangers should go to when they scan you — Venmo, Cash App, Instagram, Linktree, anything.

03

Edit forever

Update where your QR points anytime. Same shirt. New link. As many times as you want, forever.

Join the list.

One launch email. We tell you when pre-orders open. No spam, no drip, no funnel.

No spam. One launch email. Then we're gone.
You're in.