Drop 001 — Coming Soon

NO/OF

Too broke for everything.

Six shirts. One joke, six variations. Every shirt has a personalized QR code on the back — scan it, go wherever the wearer wants you to. Scan to fund the delusion.

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Drop 001 · Too Broke For ___

6 styles · $48 each · pre-orders open soon
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Too broke for
a Porsche.
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NO / OF · EST. 2026
Drop 001 · 001A Porsche
$48
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Too broke for
rent.
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NO / OF · EST. 2026
Drop 001 · 002Rent
$48
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Too broke for
therapy.
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NO / OF · EST. 2026
Drop 001 · 003Therapy
$48
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Too broke for
pilates.
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NO / OF · EST. 2026
Drop 001 · 004Pilates
$48
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Too broke for
Erewhon.
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NO / OF · EST. 2026
Drop 001 · 005Erewhon
$48
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Too broke for
brunch.
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NO / OF · EST. 2026
Drop 001 · 006Brunch
$48
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How it works.

01

Pick your joke

Six shirts in this drop. Each one's a different reason you're broke. Pick the one closest to home.

02

Set your QR

Paste the URL strangers should go to when they scan you — Venmo, Cash App, Instagram, Linktree, anything.

03

Edit forever

Update where your QR points anytime. Same shirt. New link. As many times as you want, forever.

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One launch email. We tell you when pre-orders open. No spam, no drip, no funnel.

No spam. One launch email. Then we're gone.
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