Questions, obviously.

You pick where it points. Venmo, Cash App, Instagram, Linktree, a dating profile, a Spotify playlist — anything with a URL. When someone scans it, they go there.

Think of it as your wearable bio link.

Yes — forever. Your QR encodes a short link on no-of.com that you control. Log in via the link in your order confirmation email, update the destination, and the same physical shirt now points somewhere new. No reprinting, no new shirt.

Per our Acceptable Use Policy:

• No NSFW / adult content
• No phishing, scams, or malware
• No illegal goods or services
• No impersonation of someone without their consent
• No harassment, threats, or doxxing

We can disable any QR destination without notice if it violates this. The shirt's still yours; the link goes to a "disabled" page until you set a new destination.

United States only at launch. International planned for ~6 months out. Sign up to the list and we'll let you know when your country opens.

Each shirt is printed to order in California, then shipped USPS/UPS:

• Production: 2–4 business days
• Standard ($5): 2–5 business days
• Priority ($12): 1–3 business days
• Free standard on orders over $75

Order-to-doorstep is typically 5–10 business days for standard, 3–7 for priority.

If tracking is stuck for 21+ days, email us at hi@no-of.com with your order number. We'll file a carrier claim and reprint at no cost to you.

Most "stuck" tracking is actually just a sort-facility delay and updates within a few days — give it a beat before pinging us.

Personalized items aren't returnable — your shirt is printed with your unique QR code and your custom phrase, made just for you. Under US consumer law, this is a standard exception to the right to return.

What we do cover for free:

• Defects (smudges, ink bleeds, off-center prints)
• Damaged in transit
• Wrong phrase / wrong QR printed (our error)
• Lost in mail (21+ days no tracking)

For any of the above, email hi@no-of.com with your order number and a photo within 30 days of delivery. Replacement on the way, no return shipping needed.

We can't do free size exchanges (each shirt is custom-printed) but we'll send you a 50% off code for a new size — same design, same QR, same destination URL. The original is yours to keep, gift, or repurpose.

Email us within 14 days to get the code.

We can't refund a personalized item that came out exactly as you ordered. The brand only works if customers spec deliberately — the joke depends on it.

If there's a print quality issue, that's a different story and we'll replace it free. But "I changed my mind" isn't something we can take back.

• Wash inside-out, cold water
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron the print directly
• No dry cleaning (the ink doesn't like solvents)

Following this, the print holds clean for 50+ washes.

No. NO / OF is satire. We have no relationship with OnlyFans, Fenix International, or any subscription platform. The brand name is a negation, not an endorsement.

Bella+Canvas 3001, 4.2 oz combed/ringspun cotton, side-seamed, bright pure white. Cut runs slightly boxy — we recommend sizing up one if you want the intentional drape.

Because we're not.

Email hi@no-of.com. We seed.